What’s it like when you wake up to your alarm clock and rise into yesterday? When your own clothes feel slightly strange—as if someone else wore them overnight. When every word you type on the internet turns to black sludge. How is it that you’re still alive when your consciousness gets interrupted every single night? Why can’t you do nothing, but you can’t not do nothing either?
Flat earthers have an answer for you. It’s like living on a flat planet.
Where else would you wake up but into yesterday, when the world doesn’t turn? When hope for a better world through technology became illusion, technology focused on creating illusions. It makes sense then to trust only your direct sensory experience. And the world is clearly flat to the naked eye. Did you think that if you traveled around the world, you’d find paradise? Don’t be surprised you’re not there—you’ve been pacing in a square cell. Truth and paradise are hidden behind the walls. Of course other people are getting rich. From your flat perspective, you can’t see the sources of wealth. Flat earthers just know where they are—beyond the mountains of Antarctica, beyond the boundary of our world. The school system can’t be interested in us seeing through to the truth. It’s there to slot us into the right position on the social ladder. Official authorities lie in HD quality—Sunday noon talk shows with talking heads, weather forecasts, declarations of 97% fulfillment of government five-year plans. Where does the lying end? Maybe it doesn’t. And someone keeps telling them they’re wrong. So much effort for an alleged fabrication. Probably because it’s not a fabrication.
So which conspiracy theories are true? All of them.